So True

This made me laugh out loud:

"BG[Bluegrass] songs are about God, mother and the girl who did me wrong. If the girlfriend isn’t murdered by the third verse, it ain’t Bluegrass"

I was joking for a while that since I am going to be an Ohio Valley girl soon, that I should write a song called "Ohio Valley Girl". I just can't decide how an Ohio Valley Girl would die, though drowning in a river is probably the best option.