To Whom It May Concern

Dear Jerk who wouldn't get out of the bathroom at the gym:

First of all, you were in a women's bathroom, second when someone knocks you respond, and third try having some damn manners. I was in the yoga class and started feeling sick and could not run down downstairs in my bare feet like you suggested I do. Try having some compassion jackass. Hopefully next time you feel ill in public no one will treat you so rudely.

Regards,
Girl who scared you in the hallway


Dear dark chocolate:

My stomach hates you, please stay out of my mouth. Maybe tomorrow I will put Japanese food in my mouth instead.

Sincerely,
The girl with the sad stomach